Alpine Tips
Caffeinated climbing - coffee options
There are lots of options for backcountry coffee, depending on your level of coffee snobbery.
Some of us just have to have that coffee jolt in the morning, but what to do on summit day when the team is ready to leave and there’s no time to brew a real cup of coffee? Here are a few ideas.
1) If you have an espresso maker at home, try this: make a few shots at home, let it cool, then transfer to a small plastic container with a solid lid. In camp, all you need to do is boil water, pour in the ‘spro, and you have an Americano in a few minutes, without fiddling with grounds, filters, and presses. If you lack a home brew espresso maker, just stop at a coffee house on the way to your climb and get a few shots to go. (A great tiny plastic container for this is Gerber kiddie juice bottles.)
2) Bring along a few tablets of No-Doz, Vivarin, or other caffeine tablets. Each tablet typically has 200mg of caffeine, as much as two decent cups of coffee. This might keep your headache away and give you a little giddyup as well. (Note that caffeine has a few side effects that make it not a good choice when climbing, among them making you urinate more. Use sparingly at altitude.) Another use for the caffeine tablets might be to give a teammate who is really slow a little extra boost, when you really don't have time to sit down and properly brew up coffee.
3) If you do have more time in camp, fire up a pot of “cowboy coffee”. Leave the frou-frou camping espresso maker at the REI store. To make real camp coffee all you need is good ground beans and a pot. First, boil some water - a tall and thin pot is best. Once the water reaches boiling, stir in the desired amount of coffee grounds (coarse grind is best), remove from heat and cover. Let the grounds sit for about 3 minutes. Remove the cover and pour a small amount of cold water over the surface of the hot coffee. Immediately give the container a solid whack or two on the side with a spoon. The cold water wants to travel to the bottom of the pot and as it descends, it will take most of the grounds with it. Take care not to agitate the pot too much as you may re-suspend the coffee grounds.
4) If you can handle instant coffee, Trader Joe’s (and most Asian grocery stores) sell small packets of premixed creamer, sugar, and instant coffee. This is a very fast and convenient solution, if not the tastiest.
5) For early morning trailhead departures, canned coffee is a good alternative. Check Trader Joe’s for some well-priced triple espresso lattes, yummy!
Post climb comfort
Plan ahead a bit, and enjoy a little luxury when you get back to the car after your epic.
We finished our climb and were back at the car at the trailhead after a long hike out. We were both sweaty, thirsty, and starving.
I started rummaging in my glove box in search of last summer’s Clif bar, and reached for the lukewarm gallon of water I always kept in the trunk .
Meanwhile, my climb partner . . .
strolled over to the small creek next to the trailhead and retrieved an icy cold adult malted beverage she stashed there 3 days back when we arrived.
After she cracked her beer, she wiped off the trail grime with a few unscented baby wipes she brought in a ziplock bag.
Then, she grabbed a bag of chips and inhaled the calories and salt that are so well earned after a big climb.
Finally, she changed into a fresh T-shirt, shorts and comfy sandals for the long drive home, and topped it off with a canned energy drink (also cold from the creek) to stay alert while driving.
She glanced over at me with a smirk. “So", she said, "how’s that Clif bar?”
Climb faster – by stopping less
Here’s a few simple ways to shave hours of of your climbing time. Individually, not so much, but taken together, it can save you major time.
Mountain trivia question: Most Pacific NW climbers know the vertical gain from Timberline Lodge to the top of Mt. Hood is about 5,000 feet. But how far is the linear distance from Timberline Lodge to the summit of Mt. Hood? Answer: about 3 miles – a lot less than most people think. “So”, you may reason, “even if I walk at the slow pace of 1 mph, I should be able to climb Hood in 3 hours.” If that’s even close to being true, why do many parties take upwards of 6-7 hours to reach the summit?
The answer lies largely in how often you stop. For most moderate snow ascents such as Hood, speeding up the “climb time” is much more a matter of minimizing breaks than it is actually walking faster. It’s simple - avoid time spent standing still. On a moderately paced climb, a fit climber should not really need to take breaks of more than 10 minutes. The constant two and three minute stops to adjust clothes and get a bite to eat can really add up to hours at the end of the day – especially if everyone on your team is doing them at different times! Here’s some tips to better organize your gear, clothes, food and pockets to shave time off your next climb.
Remember: keep often used items in pockets you can access while on the move, not in your pack.
Consider an add-on front pocket for your pack, like the Marmot Dry Rib. It’s a very handy place to store often-used goodies like sunscreen, GPS, map, gloves, hat, snacks, small water bottle, etc.
While the main food bag and larger water bottles can stay in your pack, keep snacks and a small water bottle in pockets or clipped to easily eat on the go.
Keep gloves and hat in pockets, not in your pack, to more easily regulate your temperature.
Have a versatile layering system with lots of venting zippers to minimize clothing breaks.
Don’t use an ice axe leash. Use a lanyard instead, clipped to your harness – so you can change hands quickly when switchbacking uphill.
Be competent in all the rope skills (clipping through protection, for example) needed for the climb.
In a larger party, agree to take a fixed break at a fixed time, such as a 3 minute break every 20 minutes. If you need something from your pack, wait until the entire group takes a pause together.
Downward Bound – options for faster downclimbing
There are several ways to descend. Generally, choose the fastest, and pick the right one for the skill of your team members.
When descending, options are basically these:
rappelling (slowest)
fixed line travel (next slowest)
downclimbing (fastest)
If the terrain can be downclimbed or all or most team members, that should usually be your first choice. If some of the team can downclimb but some don’t want to, send down the climbers first, then rap or travel fixed line with the rest - don’t make everyone rappel.
What if the terrain is a loose and rocky, with a high chance of climber-induced rockfall? The conservative, (and slow) approach is to send down only one person at a time through the shooting gallery. However, it’s often just as safe to send down 2 or more people at the same time, and making sure they stay close together, ideally on the same contour. That way, any rocks kicked loose bound harmlessly away, and two (or more) can descend in the same time as one.
One other option is what's called “downleading”. The second to last person descending can place some gear and clip the rope to it, to partially protect the last person who downclimbs. It's covered in more detail at this tip here.